:: Turning gold to chrome

September 1, 2011

You know you don’t wear makeup a lot when…

…instead of returning your greeting, your colleague exclaims “But you’re wearing make-up!” upon entering the office.

Compliment or insult? To be decided..

November 20, 2009

Silence. It’s underrated.

If all response you get from your co-workers is an occasional grunt or strained half-smile, you ought to consider keeping your trap shut.

In the interest of your own safety, if nothing else. After all, there is not much that cannot be achieved with determination and duct tape.

Thank you John C. Koss for the invention of headphones! Reducing office related violence since 1958.